| NINE MONTHS LATER...
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded
up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, the got
caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the
attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have
this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained.
"I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to
sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first
light."
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the
barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and
they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from
an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally
determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on
the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you
remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday
up North?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night,
go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being
found out.
"I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling
her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry,
buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."
(And you thought the ending would be differently, didn't
you?)
Caught you smiling - Keep it up
Added October 7, 2001
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